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Offline Kings Suck

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That evil rotten turd, Mr. Mike Curb
« on: March 03, 2015, 11:33:01 PM »
That's great, we get a competitive P2 car this year and it's sponsored by the most evil group since Mario Andretti refused to drive the Dianetics car.  I hope the Michael Shank entry breaks a crankshaft on the pace lap.

Mike Curb of Curb Records is so hated that Mojo Nixon sang about him:


Country Dick was a man
Big as the Rio Grand
His voice did boom like thunder
But that evil rotten turd
Mr. Mike Curb

Laid Country Dick six feet under.


Hank III (that's Hank Williams the Third) toured for years with "Fuck Curb" painted on his guitar.

Curb fired Frank Zappa!

And if that's not enough, The Mike Curb Congregation sang backing vocals on Sammy Davis Jr's The Candyman.

Sing along and blame your earworm on  that evil rotten turd:

Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew
Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two
The Candy Man, oh the Candy Man can
The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good


There are even more reasons to hate him:
http://www.savingcountrymusic.com/the-official-mike-curb-rap-sheet-of-transgressions


You've only got to spend 5 minutes on sebringfans.com to realize that, while many of them may be knowledgeable fans, this race is mostly a drinking binge with some noisy cars in the background... I'm kind of amazed (and disappointed) that track management doesn't do anything to try and go a bit more upmarket.--some FerrariChat.com douchebag

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Re: That evil rotten turd, Mr. Mike Curb
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2015, 11:33:54 PM »
Here are some sponsorship ideas for the Shank car.

You've only got to spend 5 minutes on sebringfans.com to realize that, while many of them may be knowledgeable fans, this race is mostly a drinking binge with some noisy cars in the background... I'm kind of amazed (and disappointed) that track management doesn't do anything to try and go a bit more upmarket.--some FerrariChat.com douchebag

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Re: That evil rotten turd, Mr. Mike Curb
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2015, 09:00:23 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lgEiFHVRJU

Negri busted the car pretty well for you.
« Last Edit: March 23, 2015, 09:04:24 PM by wcarnley »